Have you ever procrastinated during a boring assignment? Now, Microsoft Teams has introduced a procrastination button for you to skip your tasks and relax more on your phone or school laptop. The procrastination button will be available for students and even teachers, so everyone can enjoy a much-deserved break.

“A procrastination button will finally give me suggestion on if I should do an assignment or not,” said student Justin Time.

Students who use the excuse of connectivity issues will no longer be an issue for them. There will be a more effective way to put off your assignments and leave them for a later date.

“The procrastination button will give me a reason to ignore the message I already deleted,” said Time.

Students are disturbed that their teachers aren’t grading their work. However, teachers say that they’re more focused on procrastinating on their lesson plans than grading students’ work.

“Now that the procrastination button is available for me, it gives me the opportunity to focus on my lesson plans than grading student work,” said Mr. Will B. Done.

Parents are very amazed by this procrastination button. A poll on the “Brentwood Mom’s and Dad’s Group” on Facebook said that all parents are even procrastinating at their own jobs.

Parents are also very excited about the updated version of the Procrastination Button 2.0 which will help them delay completing their chores, doing their grocery shopping, and even filing their taxes.

Even local businesses are joining in on the procrastination button. The owners of La Cubanita on Brentwood Road say that their sales have risen since the procrastination button has been used.

“We’re selling more Cuban sandwiches than ever, and teachers are avoiding going to work just to buy more food from us,” said the owner.

The procrastination button brings various opportunities for both students and staff to slack on their work. This new feature will allow students to do their assignments when they feel like it or simply pretend they don’t exist.

*This article is a satire and is not meant to be taken literally.*