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Satire: Seniors Should Be Grateful for the Pandemic

Satire: Seniors Should Be Grateful for the Pandemic

Nicole Olekanma, Staff Writer March 24, 2021

The Covid-19 pandemic has completely changed the senior experience. For half the year, seniors were able to either be fully remote or only come to school two to three days a week. The seniors haven’t even caught...

Satire: Virtual Students Thrive in Online Environments

Satire: Virtual Students Thrive in Online Environments

Aaron Abdo, Staff Writer March 24, 2021

Students at Brentwood High School cannot wait to roll over and grab their fancy devices to get an education every single morning! For the 2020 - 2021 school year, the high school included fully remote...

Satire: Cafeterias Close Their Doors

Satire: Cafeterias Close Their Doors

Mariana Arboleda, Editor-in-Chief March 24, 2021

Cafeteria food has been both a blessing and a curse for high school students. For some, it’s the only source of food during the day. For others, school lunch has been a disappointment. Due to recent...

Satire: An Open Letter to My Judgmental Mother

Satire: An Open Letter to My Judgmental Mother

Ruby Thomas March 24, 2021

This satirical letter was written in response to a blog post entitled “An Open Letter to My Teen Daughter Who is in the Next Room” by Margarita Gokun Silver. The references to this post are published...

Satire: Contactless Competitions

Satire: Contactless Competitions

Sophia Seda, Co-Editor-in-Chief, Sports Editor March 24, 2021

 High school sports teams all over Long Island have begun practicing and competing again, despite the risks of Coronavirus. However, each team has a new set of rules to keep everyone safe and healthy...

Students lifestyles are as unique as a box of crayons, said Pro Graham, Brentwood administrator.

Satire: Crayola Box Plan to Replace Original Tri-color Hybrid Plan

Lilian Velasquez March 24, 2021

Starting April 1st, 2021, Brentwood High School will introduce a new color schedule for all students in grades 10-12. The school district has decided to call the new schedule the Crayola...

Video surveillance was a proposed requirement for the 2021 AP exams that would be administered online.

Satire: College Board Cancelled

Denilson Nolasco, Sports Editor March 2, 2021

College Board is an organization that provides opportunities for students to earn college credit through the administration of Advanced Placement (AP) testing. College Board is also responsible for...

Satire: Spring Break or Resolutions Broke?

Satire: Spring Break or Resolutions Broke?

Sanjida Chowdhury April 1, 2020

Spring is blooming and resolutions are wilting. The unattainable goals we annually set only increase our tendencies to drop them as soon as the next season rolls around. A week into your new quarantine...

Satire: Teachers Take Pride in Students Average Intelligence

Satire: Teachers Take Pride in Student’s Average Intelligence

Jessica Hsu, Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2020

Legend has it that in the history of Brentwood High School, an individual with an intellect nowhere near Einstein’s once roamed these very halls. His completely normal appearance always accompanied the...

Satire: School Cafeteria to Become Food Mecca

Satire: School Cafeteria to Become Food Mecca

Virginia Ayala April 1, 2020

 Are you tired of plain, old, watery veggies? How about that chicken that’s still pink on the inside? Say no more! Soon we will be having fast food and Cubanita for lunch every day of the school week....

Late word on clocks flying by to illustrate being tardy, overdue or behind schedule and the need to hurry or rush to catch up

Satire: Time Well Spent

Kelly Campos, Staff Writer April 1, 2020

“Four minutes is more than enough time.” You’ve heard it all before, but it’s true! Teachers are right in saying that it’s possible to walk from one end of the Ross building all the way to the...

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Gourmet Lunches Served at School

Kenia Fuentes, Staff Writer April 1, 2019

Ahhh the joys of eating school made lunch, everyone's favorite time of day. All the students are ready and lining up to get their meal. This Thursday, the cafeteria ladies will be serving tacos: a plastic...

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