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Multiple major fast-food chains like McDonald’s, Wendy’s, and Burger King have just launched a brand-new "value meal" that costs...
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Everyone has bad days and good days. However, it’s clear that the hardest days are the ones we learn from. Therefore, on Friday, 3/13,...
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Is there any way to get around this busy city? It’s rush hour every 45 minutes at the Ross and Sonderling intersections. New traffic...
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One man’s trash could be another man’s treasure, or something like that. Students at Brentwood High School have created a new system...
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Is it even possible to be up before the sun is? Whether you’ve missed your bus every day since September or decided your morning Starbucks...
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Do you hate it when other people make weird faces or laugh at you in the background of your TikTok videos? In September, BHS added...
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Have you ever found yourself caught in an endless loop of doomscrolling? You can let go of the excess screen time by taking an exciting...
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Ever wonder why the world looks more empty? It’s because people don’t leave their houses anymore. Instead, they’re at home scrolling...
For seniors looking forward to driving to school instead of going on the yellow bus, there is now a new rule. For these past years, to have a parking space a student must obtain a letter from the front...
Have you ever wanted kids to stop walking into class late, distracting you and your classmates from your lesson? Well, starting next year, students who are consistently late to their classes will be...
Are you tired of your teachers giving you constant homework? Does it stress you to the point where even your hair is falling out and now you have to pull a Jada Pinkett Smith? Starting September 2025,...
