*This article is a satire and is not meant to be taken literally.*

Ever wonder why the world looks more empty? It’s because people don’t leave their houses anymore. Instead, they’re at home scrolling for everything they need.

Their faces are stuck to their screens like they’re hypnotized, waiting for a knock at the door just so they can walk a couple of feet and sit right back down. Now, all local businesses have closed their doors. We might need to shut down the servers or delete apps to put an end to this apocalypse.

Back in 2021, Sears closed because more people started buying what they wanted from Amazon, causing Sears to lose profits. Now, companies like Home Depot and Lowe’s have also shut down as tools and supplies continue to be sold cheaper online.

“I can’t believe I’ve gone out of business because people don’t even step outside of their house anymore,” said Brittany Sears, a former business owner. “I’ve tried discounts and sales but nothing works.”

People even buy groceries online. And yes, we do need food, but many of these items can be bought at a supermarket with no delivery fee—so save a couple of bucks and take the walk.

“These grocery prices are high enough, and the fees for delivery are ridiculous! But I’m too lazy to put my shoes on,” said Sam Clubbed, an online shopper.

Quickshop was released in 2012 for consumers to purchase groceries, Global market was also created and is one of the top apps used to purchase a ton of utilities from indoor to outdoor use.  

“I don’t have to change out of my pajamas for my needs when they’re one click away,” said Sam Sond, an online shopper.

Eighty percent of teens skip local stores because it’s easier to buy online. Online shopping has made the younger generation less likely to go outside because everything is available at the click of a screen. That number continues to increase every year as technology advances and more apps are created.

The ease of shopping online has also increased needless spending. Kids these days have no impulse control because they see something online they want and can purchase it without any effort.

“I must get this! It’s on sale, but I’ll never use it,” said Ted Scavenger, a neighborhood hoarder.

Society needs a change. Kids need the fresh air, and they need to learn how to spend wisely. Let’s start going outside again and hope that one day, physical stores come back.