Are you tired of all those ten-year-olds running around Sephora? We have a solution for you! We have now created a new skin care line called Pretty in Pink that is specifically designed for 10-year-old skin. It’s both kid-friendly and affordable.
Pretty in Pink will contain some popular ingredients all 10-year-olds love: Cetearyl alcohol, Sodium hydroxide, and Retinol. The company will be making a face wash for that prefect skin most youngsters have already. It will also make a Slimmer Shines moisturizer with retinol pigments they crave.
“This is very dehydrating and very irritating for the skin that hasn’t developed fully,” said Baby Skin.
These products will be sold in every Sephora, where most tweens gather 24/7. It’s the new Claire’s for the next generation!
“I’m obsessed with Pretty in Pink. It is super soft and smooth on my skin that already has no texture,” said Clear Skin.
Pretty in Pink will be collaborating with Drunk Elephant for a limited edition set. Another famous company middle schoolers love is Rare Beauty.
“My mom has given me more money now to buy more skin care products from Pretty in Pink that I don’t need,” said Reti Nol.
Pretty in Pink will be very affordable. The prices will range from 60 to 120 dollars. Now, tweens won’t have to complain that their parents can’t buy their makeup for them.
“I feel that Pretty in Pink has helped me be able to showcase my skin more. Unfortunately, it’s not helping my parents’ bank accounts!” said Baby Skin.
Pretty in Pink will help 10-year-olds age a few years since that’s what they want to do. They want to act older than they are – so let’s give them a product that meets their expectations!
*This article is a satire and is not meant to be taken literally.*
